This creation is purely fictitious and has no connections with other myths or legends or the dead. It is a perfect combination of cartoonish characters and laughable rigmaroles. Vampirism is also included. Yee-haw. I dedicate this story to my fellow chums in 2 Asma (yeah, you) and my heartfelt gratitude to those who had spiced up this storyline even more. I’m practically going through a brief period of laments over you guys. This will be my last tribute to ya’ll out there, okay. Make sure you don’t forget me.
Starred by Elis (Tokei Elis), Mastura(Masawan), Wahed (Dr. Hedhed), Mak Teh (Makk Teh), Aina (tenokaina Judi), Diana (Planktiana) , Ayuni (Annie Gomez) and Babi(Bobi). Authorization owned by Moksha.
Once upon a time, in a land called Kingdom Shit Poop Poof, there lived two best friends called Tokei Elis and Bobi. The kingdom was named so as animals that poo recklessly all over the place disappears into midair with a ‘poof!’ and it had been a wonder that attracted lots of passer-bys and tourists.
On a fine and merry morning where birds were chirping happily, Tokei Elis was chasing her best friend, Bobi all around the compound of their farm. She was holding a syringe in her hand that was filled with vaccine to give a jab for her dear piglet as the epidemic swine flu so called H1n1 was spreading viciously and caused virulent diseases. Bobi, scared to hell by the sharp needle on the syringe refused to accept it, knowing that it would cause great pain. It had been a wild goose chase until Bobi ran into a meadow and instaneously fell into a deep pothole. Tokei Elis who was also hot on her heels at the same time shouted “Bobi, Bobi, come here de-“ but was unable to finished her sentence as she too, fell into the same hole. She was unconscious for quite some time and forced herself to foot with a slight force to find a brightly lit space that was cavernous and filed with a herd of porcine. It was like a cave formed specifically for them. As she was blanketed by a sheet of pure bewilderment, Masawan, an old lady that was crouched so badly approached her while cradling Bobi in her arms who went all “oink oink”. She had only half a tooth left as though all the rest had fallen off after a hard knock on an iron grill.
“Welcome to Wonderpigland”, said Masawan. Tokei Elis soon realized that this was a magical underground land that had been anonymous to the outside world. It was so magical that pigs there could talk the land was filled with elfin buildings where the pigs went to work. With a volunteering heart and the passion she had for pigs, Tokei Elis decided to rare all the pig and rule the land. A coronation ceremony was held and Tokei Elis was crowned as the Queen of Wonderpigland. Though, she was eventually forgotten in the Kingdom Shit Poop Poof. No one ever questioned her disappearance and the circumstance stagnated like that. Tokei Elis ruled the land till one day, a who claimed herself as one of Voldemorteh’s minions, called Annie Gomez, entered Wonderpigland. Voldemorteh is a famous for his chickens. Cluck..Cluck..Cluck. She wanted to join the battalion of Wonderpigland, cooking up a story that she did not like how Voldemorteh treated her. Tokei Elis welcomed her without hesitation, still blur of the sly plans of Voldemorteh. He had sent Annie Gomez to spread another virus amongst the pigs. It was called the PIMOFEDI (Pig’s Most Feared Disease) virus. Most of the pigs were starting to get lethargic and was soon sick and weak. Measles covered their pink skin which soon evolved to become pustules that eventually bursts and causes greenish pus to flow out. It was a messy and wrecked stuation. Tokei Elis then called in Dr. Hedhed to experiment the virus that was flooding Wonderpigland. Dr. Hedhed confirmed the disease as PIMOFEDI and started treatment immediately.
Tokei Elis often mused and dwelled about this matter, thinking about what that had gone wrong and caused this disease. Then, one day, Planktian, a warlock in the land informed Tokei Elis that all this had been the work of Voldemorteh. Annie Gomez was gaoled and Tokei Elis confronted Voldemorteh. With the help of warlock Planktian, Tokei Elis managed to kill most of Voldemorteh’s chickens. This had nurtured a war amid Tokei Elis and Voldemorteh. Tokei Elis was informed that Voldemorteh a consulting the help of Atlanta’s vampire clan to defeat her. So, tokei Elis asked the help of Tenokaina Judi, a professional gambler, to help bring Voldemorteh down as he was known to own a gang of ferocious thugs. Before going for the war, the pigs were given magical stones that explodes when it comes in contact with vempire and chicken skin. The stones had been jinxed by Planktian, called Surrection Stoness.
During the war which took place at night, vampires and chickens that fought with the pigs were marred into pieces after exploding when they were rained with Surrection Stones. Boom! Boom! Boom! Some pigs also died and Voldemorteh’s vampire clan outnumbered the pigs. Thus, Tenokaina Judi played his role. Half of his gang fought the chickens by slaughtering them while another half shot the vampires with bullets filled with garlic powder. The vampires burned one by one and the land was blood-spilled by the slaughter of the chickens.
Minutes after that, the remaining pigs that survived the war began transforming into handsome blokes. They were perfectly figured except for their nose which still remained like that of a pig. Voldemorteh ran away with Annie Gomez and was never seen ever again. The land was again ruled by Tokei Elis. Later, Tokei Elis married Bobi who was a charming man now and they both ruled Wonderpigland wisely for years to come. The curse that was believed to be put by ancient witches were undone by Tokei Elis and the Land of Magic began to be known to the rest of the world.
